hero pcs: danny + temenos

[doghouse]

old men attempt to save teen from his disaster self and his ex-roommate

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w5, wednesday

[foreverphantom]

WHICH ONE OF YOU SARDINED ME

[doghouse]

what??

[foreverphantom]

the can of sardines in my room!
that makes me think about sardine facts nonstop
i mean it's a good tactic to keep me from thinking anything incriminating but
give a guy some warning

[inquired]

Not I. Datz?

[doghouse]

nope... i guess someone just wanted to sardine you! 🐟

[inquired]

Danny, perhaps your behavior was




Fishy.

[doghouse]

🤣🤣🤣

[inquired]

😊

[ this is the first emoji i've used this entire game ]

[foreverphantom]

i change my mind actually
i'm gonna kill you next

[inquired]

For the absolute amount of lying I have had to do for you in the past three days, you can suffer. ♥

[foreverphantom]

the canning of sardines was pioneered in the late 18th century in france

[inquired]

Fascinating.

[foreverphantom]

oh god you're just going to enjoy any sardine facts i throw at you, aren't you

[inquired]

Hmmm.

[doghouse]

[ it made you into sebastian ]

LOL i mean yeah that does sound like a good one for that purpose 🤣

wonder how long it lasts

is it like? an open can?? howd they even get it in your room?

[foreverphantom]

no it's closed
i just assumed a wonderball could like
make it appear magically in my room

[doghouse]

well thats one bullet you dodged, at least youre not smelling room temp fish for 24 hrs or whatever

plus you got some free sardines

huh. i dont know, maybe they can do that. i havent used a whole lot of the things




LOL "can"

[foreverphantom]

yippee. sardines.
it only seems to make me think about then when i'm holding the can
i can just put it down and be fine
which is...weirdly convenient, for a curse

[doghouse]

dont knock em til you try em man

oh whoa

thats? that doesnt even seem like a curse in that case, that seems like

whatever the opposite of a curse is

[foreverphantom]

a gift? a blessing?
i can't believe it but i might actually call this can of sardines a gift

[doghouse]

yeah one of those i guess!

man thats awesome! just like, wear hoodies or whatever so you can keep it in your pocket and touch it without it looking weird

[foreverphantom]

that's the plan
i guess i have to embrace being the sardine guy now
better than 'reigen's murderer' at least
let's see how long i can use this for