hero pcs: hanako

[doghouse]

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[doghouse]

[ fuck i kept forgetting to actually make a pc to do that casino roof thing, rip

anyway

glances at his arm that's still in a sling, pretends it isn't ]

Yeah!

[hanaban]

[ why is it still in a sling, help, ]

Great! Get Will to fix that arm of yours, and let's go!

[doghouse]

[ he had other healing priorities!! ]

Aaaah, OK, OK. Gimme a few, I'll run over there quick.

[ me dming britt like he didn't bother using anything on that since it wasn't life threatening but now hanako's getting on his ass because he can't go swimming

anyway HE GOES AND GETS THAT TAKEN CARE OF and comes back. flexes. ]

There, good as new!

[ or close enough to it. ]

[hanaban]

[ "healing priorities" Will heals Hanako's bruises, he can sacrifice somebody else to fix Datz's arm

Anyways, while Datz was gone, Hanako had ample time to assemble their beach gear. This includes a foam bodyboard, binoculars, and a coil of rope he's got slung over his shoulder. ]

Alright! Let's go! We can jog there- that'll help get you warmed up, too.

[doghouse]

Sounds good!

[ he's great at running for stupidly long periods of time!!!

he will grab the bodyboard because it's a lot less unwieldy for a tall guy to run with, and he will not question why we're bringing either of those other items right now even though maybe he should.

let's go!!!!! ]

[hanaban]

[ They're standard beach going items, dwbi

Hanako has less endurance ever since he got a mortal physical body that needs things like sleep, proper nutrition, and ample exercise, but he keeps up as best he can. Getting his heartrate up still feels strange, and more recently makes him think of Reigen and his exploded heart ): ]

How long do you think you can swim for? A couple of hours?

[doghouse]

[ nooo don't think about that :(

also i'm honestly not even sure if he's ever been to an ocean beach since he's from way up in the mountains where there's just lakes and rivers so actually he probably does assume those are normal beach supplies ]

Like, nonstop? That'd be kind of a lot.

[hanaban]

[ Me looking at Hanako like I don't know if he can even swim ]

Nonstop. I guess when we get to the beach, we can see if there's any large umbrellas for sale, that should help.

[doghouse]

Help with what?

[hanaban]

Crossing the ocean.

[doghouse]

[ hm. ]

How would an umbrella do that? Are you thinkin' about parasailing or something?

[hanaban]

What's parasailing?

[ He was thinking more of... regular sailing ]

[doghouse]

When you float up in the sky with a parachute while being pulled by a boat or something!

...Not a great idea if your focus is on going a long distance in a short time, but we can give it a try sometime if you wanna.

[hanaban]

Oh! Well, if we can find a boat, you won't need to swim!

[ That's even better than his original idea, actually, ]

I'm not light enough right now to float, though, so unless there's a boat, we're going to have to keep relying on you.

[doghouse]

Hmm. Lemme see if they've got boat rentals or anything out there.

[ as i watch the mod questions channel to find out... ]

I guess I can always run back and grab one o' those swan boats if not. [ ... ] Really oughtta get some food too if we're planning a whole long thing.

[hanaban]

What about your apples?

[ they're healthy! and there's juice in them, too, so they won't starve or die of dehydration ]

I was thinking to travel light, so you didn't have as much to tow, but I guess it's different if we had a boat.

[doghouse]

[ grins ]

Yeah, we always got those! Wanna grab some protein and bottled water too though, probably.

[ looking at that rope again ]

What was your plan, exactly?

[hanaban]

I sit on the foam board, tie the rope to it and the other end around your waist, and you swim across the ocean to freedom.

[ it's a very simple plan. we can still do it. ]

[doghouse]

...Yeah, let's try that with a boat instead! Less likely to drown that way if I pull a muscle or something.

[ had more than enough drowning here already.

and I GUESS THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE?? so. idk it's got a rope thing built in, maybe hanako can just hang onto to that while on the board. ]

[hanaban]

[ He's going to have to be careful not to fall overboard and give Datz one more drowning to worry about ]

Alright. ...Do you think we can make it? All the way across the ocean?

[doghouse]

Honestly, knowing this place, they've probably got some kinda stupid barrier out there, like. "Sorry, the rest of the ocean is still under construction".

[hanaban]

[ He makes a face because, unfortunately, he can see that happening. ]

We can try in the dead of night, where they can't see us to catch us.

[doghouse]

I dunno, that's when the moon's supposed to be out doing its stupid evil moon crap, isn't it?

[hanaban]

You think it'll open up and shoot lasers at us while we're in the middle of the ocean?

[doghouse]

Maybe?

[ sighs ]

Remember when we thought it was just a fake moon that was hiding some guys on it that we could just blow up?

[ the good old days ]