More often than ya might think! Kinda comes with the rebel territory. Got posters of your face around callin' ya armed and dangerous and a threat to the kingdom and all that.
Yeah, I sure am! But I'm not a big threat to NOT the kingdom, y'know? But sometimes people just tattle on ya to an unsuspecting foreign guy you're tryin' to get an orb from and it turns into a whole thing.
The Founder's Orb! It's this national treasure and holy relic back home that got stolen outta the temple a while back and ended up with some archaeologist in another country.
Yeah, kinda? The queen was tryin' to get her hands on it, at least, and I was in charge of keepin' it hidden 'til Dhurke's trial. But then this happened.
Yeah! I was keepin' it safe at our secret HQ while the rest were out. The Royal Guard don't know the way in, so it should be safe even if I'm not there.
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There's a lot more of interest than previous weeks, that's for sure.
[peering at various contraptions for slicing, dicing, and mutilating vegetables.]
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[ her name does not offer a lot of cute nickname options, actually...
squints at some kind of vegetable cutter thing that looks like it could be a torture device. ]
Hope Koko doesn't get any bright ideas from any of these things.
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By Koko, you mean the twerp?
[hypocritically, rita also has a problem with just calling people by their names.]
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[ don't be lame!! ]
Probably? Hanako. Little stabby kid.
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Is he as much if a pain in the ass to live with as he is the rest of the time?
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[ people have almost definitely described datz in these exact same terms at least once ]
He's a fun kid, though, when he's not busy givin' me grey hairs. We have a pretty good time.
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You really can get along with just about anyone, huh.
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[Armed, dangerous, a threat to the kingdom?]
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[that was so specific.]
... What kind of orb?
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... And how did that go?
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... Did you at least get to put it somewhere safe?
[or did you lose the orb, datz]
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