doghouse | The Gang Does A Very Successful Break In

Noted.

[ ha ha... ha ... ]

My last jail experience was in a different kind of prison. That's all.

[ he's got doggy ears anyways so rip ]

... alright, I'll bite just for fun. How many times has everyone been in jail back home?

Once. Most pirates don't exactly try to get caught, you know.

[ he wants to Be Free ]

That's fair. But we'll get you out, and keep you out.

[ free him... free the boy. ]

[ ah. ]

... Don't worry about that. I kind of dragged you all into this. Not that I regret trying, but...

[ he'd have liked succeeding better ]

[he has to be free to make it to nationasl]

[ girl his ass is not making it to nationals ]

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sharkgirl - 2023-09-24 05:57 (UTC) - Expand

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selfimmolation - 2023-09-24 05:57 (UTC) - Expand

Oh, man, I don't even know. This is my fourth time this year, though!

[ it was only may ]

Do they not guard the prisons?

Not well!

...Well, one of 'em was actually an American detention center, and that one just let me go.

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selfimmolation - 2023-09-24 05:53 (UTC) - Expand

... fourth? Wow, you've got a lot of experience in this, then, huh.

[ for better or worse... ]

Yeah! This is the biggest team I've been thrown in the slammer with all at once, though.

[...] Just once. Didn't stay long, though.

Won't be staying long this time, either, so there's that...

You guys have me beat, though I've been taken captive before instead.

Yeah? How'd that happen?

I don't know, somewhere around fifty times? I lost count.

[????]

[8D]

It's not a competition, but I think Nimona wins.

[sometimes you win based on age]

Dang, ya even beat me! Nice goin'!

[ he'd high five her if they weren't in separate jail cells. he probably still raises his hand for a no-contact long distance one though. ]

[okay, this makes her laugh, and she will absolutely long distance no-contact him a high five]

[he has to really think about this.]

...You know, I don't think I've ever been in jail.

[he's done a lot of things that are technically crimes but he just always manages to talk his way out of it. i'm sure right before they all got arrested he started trying to talk the guard out of arresting him and for a moment looked like he might succeed before it all spiraled.]

Well, congrats on joinin' the club!